is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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