His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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