But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I want to make a zoo with you.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
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