You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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