Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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