I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
