Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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