He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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