Midget sex pt 2 tonight
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
