I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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