I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Do vagina's smell?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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