you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
4 words: hood of his car
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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