How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
My cat gives me a boner
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Randomize