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If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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