All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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