spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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