We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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