Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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