did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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