normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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