glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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