Ketchup is God's man juice
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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