Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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