I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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