I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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