Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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