Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
You did what with his pubic hair?
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