Yo dont text me then not text me
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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