After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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