I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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