You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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