so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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