Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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