weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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