i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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