and you said cock pushups were impossible
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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