Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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