how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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