Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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