Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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