Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
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