I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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