sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
please don't ironically join a cult
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