I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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