Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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