chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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