TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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