So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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