Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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