"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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