I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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