I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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