Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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