As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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