This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
nutella sex= disaster
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize