end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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